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Inspirational Essays
Posted May 16, 2009
There are many English Freaks in my school. Most of them are really logically challenged. So, it's no surprise that they come up with "sensational" essays. If you think all teenagers are a boring bunch of people accompanied with passive thinking, then here is an archetypical essay to prove your stan…
Just Kidding
Posted March 17, 2009
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER : John, why are yo…
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER : John, why are yo…
Cross Country Surprise
Posted February 21, 2009
What an amusing week this has been! The wonders started working on Monday during the BM interclass debate. We were up against 3 Angsana in the Mala debate finals. They were represented by Azmeera, Siti and Sarah Fong while 3 Batai was represented by Melissa, Jhia Yim and Ishwin. If you looked at the…
Lost World
Posted December 15, 2008
Greetings from Earth.
This is going to be about my trip to China. Whoops. Unfortunately for you, the post has been lost due to an inextricable cosmo-dimensional lapse. Okay, okay, so that doesn't exist. The truth is, I'm back from a place in China called Changsha. You may have to wait a while before …
This is going to be about my trip to China. Whoops. Unfortunately for you, the post has been lost due to an inextricable cosmo-dimensional lapse. Okay, okay, so that doesn't exist. The truth is, I'm back from a place in China called Changsha. You may have to wait a while before …
Words to the World
Posted December 5, 2008
Many people have been striving to increase excitement in their stagnant holiday lives. While majority of students have been doing [whatever you are doing here], I have been on several HTML Hunts. Notice the new "toys" on the page.
As you can see, my page also has 3 columns as a result of this HTML hu…
As you can see, my page also has 3 columns as a result of this HTML hu…
7 Wonders
Posted November 17, 2008
Special post dedicated to Malaysians.
Organisers recently announced the seven new wonders of the world. Here
in MALAYSIA Bolehland we have our very own 7 wonders.
1. THE ZAKARIA 'PALACE' (Zakaria is a NAME)
The only building built with no approval and unpaid assessment fees
that is not demolished and sea…
Organisers recently announced the seven new wonders of the world. Here
in MALAYSIA Bolehland we have our very own 7 wonders.
1. THE ZAKARIA 'PALACE' (Zakaria is a NAME)
The only building built with no approval and unpaid assessment fees
that is not demolished and sea…
Mr Shane Leong the FUNNY Canadian Ambassador
Posted November 16, 2008
Funny pictures of previous outings with the crazy little boy.
Smart fish.
Arowana
I am a bubble eye fish. Poke my cheek.
Smart fish.
Arowana
Scene from a horror movie: Darkness overshadows all things.
I believe i can fly!!
Silkie: I'm not looking at the camera since you DON'T have any treats for me....
WE WANT FOOD!!!
The sp…
Why Do We Learn History?
Posted September 13, 2008
Well, as the MOE pointed out, it's to know more about your beloved country and its [condemned] history. The big question is "Is it getting us, the younger generation, anywhere?". The answer to most of us is a gigantic NO.
Honestly, we are not even studying about how our country has progressed in the …
Honestly, we are not even studying about how our country has progressed in the …
Secret Tribe of Wild Grannies
Posted August 28, 2008
Location: Caves in Flores, Indonesia
Description: No. They're not those grannies, the ones you call grandma or something like that. They aren't nomads or "wild" either. They're just a funny name given by us funny Asians. They are born the size of Barbie dolls and grow to half a normal human's height.
Description: No. They're not those grannies, the ones you call grandma or something like that. They aren't nomads or "wild" either. They're just a funny name given by us funny Asians. They are born the size of Barbie dolls and grow to half a normal human's height.
Freedom: Crap Week
Posted July 25, 2008
To say that many things have happened this week is an understatement. The whole crap started on Monday.
Monday
We had a formal assembly today. Funnily, the teachers didn't know about it. So, roughly 10 minutes waiting for them to turn up, Pn Wong ordered the class monitors to call the teachers to the …
Monday
We had a formal assembly today. Funnily, the teachers didn't know about it. So, roughly 10 minutes waiting for them to turn up, Pn Wong ordered the class monitors to call the teachers to the …
Replay
Posted July 16, 2008
Yay....access to the computer.....OK, OK...merely because I have to "captionize" the Jogathon pictures. But where the heck do I start?? There're soooo many pictures!!!! But then again, we also need suitable pictures. Browsing through them now, I seem lost as I did not attend Jogathon.....And I'm cap…
An interesting conversation with a robot
Posted June 25, 2008
Chatbot: Hello there human.
You: shut up
Chatbot: I will not shup up until you know that Ben G created this rule
You: how do u know?
Chatbot: I hear he's really nice.
You: that's not relevant
Chatbot: we're obviously not on the same page here
You: YOU aren't
Chatbot: Knock knock
You: get lost
Chatbo…
You: shut up
Chatbot: I will not shup up until you know that Ben G created this rule
You: how do u know?
Chatbot: I hear he's really nice.
You: that's not relevant
Chatbot: we're obviously not on the same page here
You: YOU aren't
Chatbot: Knock knock
You: get lost
Chatbo…
Before Or After?
Posted June 20, 2008
Few things have changed since......eh....err.....OK, forget it. Let's put it this way: A LOT of things have changed. The class positioning has changed. Wan Jyn just HAD to grab the first place. Yi Huey was expected to grab 1st or second but unfortunately, her Chinese pulled her down. First 5 had rat…
Jokes
Posted June 14, 2008
Amuse yourself while I update.
Frank and Joe were watching the news. A suicidal man was standing on a bridge and police were trying to talk him down. "Bet you 5 bucks the man jumps," Frank said.
"You're on!" Joe replied.
They watched with great interest for a few minutes and suddenly, the man threw him…
Frank and Joe were watching the news. A suicidal man was standing on a bridge and police were trying to talk him down. "Bet you 5 bucks the man jumps," Frank said.
"You're on!" Joe replied.
They watched with great interest for a few minutes and suddenly, the man threw him…
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Brave Humans
- Calesmustaime commented on Crisis At the Bookstore, May 6, 2010.
- edgentmep commented on Crisis At the Bookstore, May 5, 2010.
- etediaEdino commented on Getting Wordy, September 6, 2009.
- Rycoshe commented on Ludwig van Beethoven, August 7, 2009.
- Zechariah Lau commented on Ludwig van Beethoven, August 7, 2009.
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- @minicass Gee, I just saw this. Glad you like it. Random : my twitter is as dead as your fb. :P
- Last night, I dreamt about witnessing the explosion of a supernova. =) Yay.
- How you gonna live your live like the dream you had is real?
- I don't know what I'm reading!!!! D:
- @jasonmumbles NOT TRUE. I did XD
- I know it's one day late, but anyway, #bratskbr was in the papers yesterday! =D
- Uploading pictures of #bratskbr !
- Join me on YouthSays.com where I actually get rewarded for my opinions http://malaysia.youthsays.com/ylii/invite
- I don't know what it takes...
